If I were A Soccer Ball..?

The worst nightmare I could ever dream of is being a soccer ball. I mean, being kicked in the head woulden't be a dream come true or anything like that. You would have a horrible, terrible, painful headache all the time. Therefore you'd have to take maybe 7 asprins! My buldgie black and white sphere head would be in the way all of the time!! Being a soccer ball would be awfully painful!!